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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!2 H. O: r0 B0 N& s5 I' ^4 W
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?
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-足够破冰(双关:打破沉默)!5 i" @1 N. Y9 H q
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+ X+ r* a. P- D1 \4 X“What kind of dog is that?”, |& \* o" m3 C; s$ ?. z+ C4 C
“Hey, nice shoes.”
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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-Don’t I know you from xx class?”4 \# C, V2 T. L0 t9 G0 `% P
7 T$ |2 \4 W: p-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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-That's a great haircut.+ I" E* Q" ^0 {9 u' d) X B2 U
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-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.2 }$ [0 a% o' j9 A5 g, }7 K
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-Can I buy you a drink?
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- P2 q2 L- R- a6 l5 _-Are you here alone?
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2 ^+ C6 [) z9 L-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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-Let me buy you a drink.6 J# Y, B/ Z0 o3 A4 Z7 |' O
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute., o2 `7 x( |7 S3 H: Y( S
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)( g# w2 w i' f$ b" ?6 _; b
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To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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+ F4 c5 e" S4 K5 @Example: That guy just checked you out.
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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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* m8 d* o2 g- C* ^+ s% S% VExample: Can I check out this book?( z* n5 r8 g: ^" k8 ~* Q
+ Q* l: d2 }; X2 B% D" h. j q1 J3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.1 ]* |8 _- m# z. {
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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6 Z3 A [8 T) d J" Z6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)) F! ]2 E: R! A
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7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.7 x6 f0 R( i$ z7 K {
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! ^. Q/ B N1 n' b, W# {If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.* F1 \4 u% X8 V9 M. W9 ^* Y8 @
0 |: d; Z3 E# x* i03“明星”示范
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Howard(生活大爆炸)
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1 I) b) B/ X) `, [. A3 z$ O8 I% v0 eRose(神秘博士)% T1 @% @, ^! C: I% U6 y, E5 [- k
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7 V4 k# e& ]" ?# j' r! C* h% U$ @看了这么多还不会?
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看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~
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u! I$ c8 z# H; @) I* O. N/ E用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)
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最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技/ d/ _/ a% [% ?- |
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如果碰壁了...
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