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本帖最後由 kyk419 於 2018-12-1 14:30 編輯 % G; d p+ f, ?2 P
+ U; l+ D' M8 k5 L% l圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!5 Z: v7 k$ h' D- ?; H3 T
) b$ A+ p6 r j2 {! I% A& jPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?
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: `" Y/ k1 q5 U4 j2 Z% c$ @' |# F# c01正确示范2 T" F6 O& F" K! H) W
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No.1: (冷笑话型)# V+ I5 I; d$ Y1 Q) G: A2 b
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+ W0 \* }. l. c6 D& s( B& f-足够破冰(双关:打破沉默)!
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No.2(没话找话型)8 r( T4 g- l/ p P, ]+ Q( _
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A8 A, \; S( v% x“What kind of dog is that?”
/ F# t/ K' t' G“Hey, nice shoes.”6 D! k* ~. C$ F- k0 i6 E; [
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No.3(文艺青年型)
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No.4(常规型)
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9 ^- d7 W, r+ j3 H6 P- O-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?& J+ t& ^6 j! R D/ M- {; h5 y
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-That's a great haircut.
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% q% a) W9 b; q6 G' ?. m-You have a great smile.
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8 R; ]: {6 A& rNo.6(酒吧场景)
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$ Y# m0 g8 F2 K: \! S-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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02错误示范
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1): R0 K$ H1 z) I# V
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NOTE 1
Q1 J% {8 V# I1 yTo check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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# p, [, {; s( z! MExample: That guy just checked you out.3 `$ ?; B: H# q; Y! n5 v: V* L
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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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Example: Can I check out this book?
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas./ J# [6 N- q! @7 l1 d2 V4 U1 U2 X
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4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.5 E& n& Y6 Q" A0 h: k2 o' U
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; L' H/ S' |5 UTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls% l0 q' l1 d; Y$ h1 ^( U, R: d
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)+ n; ]6 T+ U* }/ Y" x+ X) M" [. B3 W
2 O8 P j, L9 l' L1 D" b! p7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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NOTE 3
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If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.5 b+ r* ]& p/ E
3 p. h! u' o r9 ?" _4 ~03“明星”示范
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Damon(吸血鬼日记)
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Jane(暮光之城)
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Rose(神秘博士)
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咕噜(指环王)
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理科生不懂浪漫?9 Z& d7 w' R9 }* ~! R
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看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~
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实在不行,学学笛卡尔,
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用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)% Y# Y ~9 n1 q# W! K4 J$ ]7 I
/ h! e4 E5 D8 w' t7 M* @3 n2 `" k& ~最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技
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如果碰壁了...
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