英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

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-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！

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& X! u2 }: `9 }$ S: G( w“What kind of dog is that?”
! |2 R" z/ u( n: a+ B# n“Hey, nice shoes.”

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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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-Don’t I know you from xx class?”

-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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No.5（夸赞型）
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-You have a great smile.

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No.6（酒吧场景）
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* g! ]* b5 K$ \4 m9 K3 R-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.

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-Are you here alone?

-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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1 o" Y( {0 r! }2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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. u0 U) W" a+ [4 \" ^$ j6 ^. GNOTE 1
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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Example: That guy just checked you out.

However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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Example: Can I check out this book?

3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

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$ }- o, P/ k. B8 |* ~4 x# lTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)
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# _4 b6 E9 `+ n! G3 {% D6 o6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)

7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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NOTE 3
To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.

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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

4 ]( O+ L0 Y* X9 F, i10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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7 v+ L6 B( \/ W% t5 \0 [If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

03“明星”示范

邓布利多（哈利波特）
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女巫
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Klaus（始祖家族）


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Jane（暮光之城）
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Rose（神秘博士）
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（花木兰）

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咕噜（指环王）

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, h4 i, h" i  x$ v看了这么多还不会？

理科生不懂浪漫？

' W; e& H  X4 s0 P2 J+ N" B. W4 G看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～

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$ U) A, a- ~8 a: I: V) ?实在不行，学学笛卡尔，

用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）

最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技
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勇敢去吧！
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; ~- s! L! {9 ^% A& [$ H如果碰壁了...
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! n+ V+ v/ H) S' H送你挽尊语~
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Betsey

精妙絕倫的精品，感謝啊！期待你更多更好的創作哦！

Bitesince

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

Timetame

精妙絕倫的精品，感謝啊！期待你更多更好的創作哦！

残留物

偶像^^小生一直都在關注你的原創！小生對你之仰慕如滔滔江水連綿不絕！

Rubye

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

信基哥原地复活

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

Allure

偶像^^小生一直都在關注你的原創！小生對你之仰慕如滔滔江水連綿不絕！

sher009

精妙絕倫的精品，感謝啊！期待你更多更好的創作哦！

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